Weird question

[indiana_j]

I've decided that I'm going to go as the Devil is in the details for Halloween (I'm adorable, yes) - horns, pitchfork and a contract I'll be carrying around.  I'm trying to find like a two page mock up of a contract (in Latin?) that I'm going to scribble in the margins in red ink with things like "PS, this means your SOUL" and "Your mom!" and probably "You'll forever be stuck in a line at Starbucks and never get your latte!".

But my google fu is being overwhelmed so, uh, help?

Comments

[jim-smith.livejournal.com]

If you're not worried about accuracy (or anyone scrutinizing it), the Lorem ipsum generator is good for instantly creating huge chunks of meaningless text that looks like real language but isn't.

I would add a reference to the Fairness in Hell Act of 2275.

[indiana-j.livejournal.com]

Perfect, thank you!

Hah! I'll have to remember that.