Weird question

[indiana_j]

I've decided that I'm going to go as the Devil is in the details for Halloween (I'm adorable, yes) - horns, pitchfork and a contract I'll be carrying around.  I'm trying to find like a two page mock up of a contract (in Latin?) that I'm going to scribble in the margins in red ink with things like "PS, this means your SOUL" and "Your mom!" and probably "You'll forever be stuck in a line at Starbucks and never get your latte!".

But my google fu is being overwhelmed so, uh, help?