Adventures in owning a cat

[indiana_j]

Katz: Hey, hey, hey, heeeeey. Mom! Where you going?
Me: *attempting to not crush cat underfoot* I'm getting into the shower. *closes the door*
*muffled* Katz: Mooooom! Mooooom! *smacks the door* No one's here to pet me, let me in!
Me: *opens the door, lets cat in* You're not going to like it in here, it's small.
Katz: Yay, new space! *immediately attempts to climb into the sink and then gets stuck on the trash can*
Me: *sighs, gets in shower*
Katz: La la la, I'll lay on your - HOLY CRAP THERE'S WATER IN THAT THING YOU'RE IN! *cue frantic circles around the bathroom*
Me: Argh, I'm naked and in the shower - you can wait to be let out.
Katz: *freaking out, comes to sit on the closed toilet seat* Mooooom! Save yourself! *shoves head behind the shower curtain to look at me*
Me: ...
Katz: ...
Me: *flicks water on her*
Katz: AAAAIIIIEEEEE! *runs around and then comes back and nearly falls into the shower*
Me: *has soap in eyes* Oh my god.

We eventually came out, after she attacked my bra and I dried off. :P

Comments

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

*DEAD*

[ferox.livejournal.com]

...I love your cat so much. *pines!*