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[indiana_j]

Quick, easy steps on how to make a Jen have a near hissy fit at work.

Step one, take your Jen out of the wilds of the modern work place and put her to work doing the tedious task of member cards.  Now, best take care because member cards are wily and hate being in order - but, of course as any well trained Jen and member card hunter knows, they have to be in order.

Step two, trick her into thinking this process of doing over 1000 cards has gone smoothly.  See the Jen dance, dance, Jen, dance.

Step three, consider your trick complete when you watch the Jen box up the cards for delivery.  Well done, you.

Step four, have the Jen wander back to the printer and, to her horror, discover that during the printing process someone decided to be "helpful" and moved a stack of those cards from the printer to some hidey hole next to it.  Step far, far away from the Jen at this point because things could get nasty.  If necessary, remember there is no shame in running as long as you run fast.

Step five, watch with wonder as the Jen is forced to open the box like some crazed animal and then flip through the labels and over a thousand cards in order to figure out exactly.  Where.  It.  Goes.

Step six, have her realize she has to be at her desk until 6 because she was doing the late shift tonight.  Laugh at the Jen when she realizes she will be stuck for much longer than anticipated at work, probably well until 6:30 or longer.

(Disclaimer: Messing with the Jen in this way has some safety issues.  We are not responsible for loss of life, limb or naughty bits while in the process of the taunting.  If injured, seek immediate medical attention at the doctor of your choice.  Proceed with caution and if the Jen turns on you, the only things that we can legally offer you are our condolences.)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Comments

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

You, ma'am, sound like you are in need of a Flying Screaming Woot Monkey. It just so happens that Twiller-n-Frito, Inc. has purchased one of these fine products against just such a contingency!

Would you like to know more?

[indiana-j.livejournal.com]

*FLAILS*

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

http://www.woot.com/blog/blogentry.aspx?blogentryid=2356

I think ours have blue capes, though.

[rissyau.livejournal.com]

I think Jen needs a strong drink when she gets home. *pet pet*

[indiana-j.livejournal.com]

Mmm, strong drink...*grabby hands*

[rissyau.livejournal.com]

Of course you have to share with me... ;)

Dude, we gotta drink and play Apples to Apples again sometime soon. That's always hilarious!

[kitchendinah.livejournal.com]

YOu are in dire need of one of these, hon.

[indiana-j.livejournal.com]

...I want that so badly.