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Jan. 21st, 2010 09:30 amI sent an email to Applebee's to complain about, well, everything with dinner last night. But I amused myself with this particular line (please note that I'm exhausted and still vaguely drugged from the sleeping pills. I might not be as funny as I think I am):
The food was so subpar that it made food that actually was subpar taste like it should from a restaurant listed in the Michelin Guide.
In essence, thhhhbt. (Also, Applebee's doesn't need a live DJ blaring music so loud that I'm forced to yell at my mother to be heard.)
...and I have a dent in my bumper the size of my fist. *chagrin*
The food was so subpar that it made food that actually was subpar taste like it should from a restaurant listed in the Michelin Guide.
In essence, thhhhbt. (Also, Applebee's doesn't need a live DJ blaring music so loud that I'm forced to yell at my mother to be heard.)
...and I have a dent in my bumper the size of my fist. *chagrin*