Elephant in the house
Dec. 2nd, 2008 06:07 pmI have an elephant instead of a cat. For something that doesn't even weigh 10 lbs, how on earth can she sound like an entire herd stampeding through my house?
Katz: Look at me, looook at meeeee I'm super faaaast! *throws self on bed* HOLY CRAP THERE'S A BAG! *proceeds to turn into KittyNeo/Nightcrawler so she can twist her body around and teleport to not land on the bag*
Bag: ....
Katz: *stares at bag*
Bag: ....
Katz: *tries to eat bag*
Bag: *RUSTLE*
Katz: HOLY CRAP THERE'S A BAG! *goes tearing off the bed, back into the living room*
Bag: *smug silence*
Me: *sigh*
.2 seconds later...
Katz: Look at me, looook at meeee....
*RUSTLE*
Katz: Look at me, looook at meeeee I'm super faaaast! *throws self on bed* HOLY CRAP THERE'S A BAG! *proceeds to turn into KittyNeo/Nightcrawler so she can twist her body around and teleport to not land on the bag*
Bag: ....
Katz: *stares at bag*
Bag: ....
Katz: *tries to eat bag*
Bag: *RUSTLE*
Katz: HOLY CRAP THERE'S A BAG! *goes tearing off the bed, back into the living room*
Bag: *smug silence*
Me: *sigh*
.2 seconds later...
Katz: Look at me, looook at meeee....
*RUSTLE*