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So I decided to pop out to Noodles for dinner, since I didn't feel like cooking and I was the only one home. I left the porch light on as well as the living room light (the first so I wouldn't break my neck coming in, the second to make it seem like SOMEONE was home) and headed out. When I came back, though...
On the side of our house, we've got a kitchen door and there's this little porch and stair set. There on the side is where we keep the trash cans so we can just lean over the railing and toss stuff over. When I pulled up, I noticed there were four teenagers under there (well, not all four; three were under there and one was in the bush next to the neighbors house) and when my car lights hit them, two freaked and made for the fence to the back yard while the other two apparently decided that I was a T-Rex and if they didn't move, I couldn't see them.
I blinked, thought a second and then blared my horn -- the two under the porch took off running and the two trying to climb the fence (dumbasses, the lot of them, there was a gate they could have gone through) tumbled off like startled puppies. And then tried to nonchalantly walk off.
What. The. Hell? It's freezing outside and the only thing I can think of was they popped under there to smoke something (because you can't see under there from the side of the road) or perform weird sex acts under my porch. I've never even seen these kids before...
On the side of our house, we've got a kitchen door and there's this little porch and stair set. There on the side is where we keep the trash cans so we can just lean over the railing and toss stuff over. When I pulled up, I noticed there were four teenagers under there (well, not all four; three were under there and one was in the bush next to the neighbors house) and when my car lights hit them, two freaked and made for the fence to the back yard while the other two apparently decided that I was a T-Rex and if they didn't move, I couldn't see them.
I blinked, thought a second and then blared my horn -- the two under the porch took off running and the two trying to climb the fence (dumbasses, the lot of them, there was a gate they could have gone through) tumbled off like startled puppies. And then tried to nonchalantly walk off.
What. The. Hell? It's freezing outside and the only thing I can think of was they popped under there to smoke something (because you can't see under there from the side of the road) or perform weird sex acts under my porch. I've never even seen these kids before...