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STABBITY DEATH!

That is all.

No...Germany is NOT the same thing as Austria. No, really, it's not.

An explanation of the STABBITY DEATH from earlier: (this just being one explain of the stellar examples of people I deal with on a regular basis)

Me:  *comments on the hold music*
Woman:  Oh, that was Mozart.  *sigh* I've always wanted to go to Germany...
Me:  *slightly confused now*  Huh?
Woman:  That's where Mozart was from.
Me:  Actually, I think he was from Austria...Salzburg, I think.
Woman:  Salzburg's in Germany.
Me:  No...it's...in Austria.
Woman:  No, Salzburg's, like, the capital of Germany.
Me:  *losing brain cells during this conversation*  No.  Berlin is the capital of Germany.
Woman:  It's the same thing.
Me:  BWAH?
Woman: Germany and Austria are the same thing.
Me:  Oh. My. God.

I...I just...my brain hurts.  My brain hurts from the sheer stupid.  Make it stop.