Apr. 20th, 2007
An explanation of the STABBITY DEATH from earlier: (this just being one explain of the stellar examples of people I deal with on a regular basis)
Me: *comments on the hold music*
Woman: Oh, that was Mozart. *sigh* I've always wanted to go to Germany...
Me: *slightly confused now* Huh?
Woman: That's where Mozart was from.
Me: Actually, I think he was from Austria...Salzburg, I think.
Woman: Salzburg's in Germany.
Me: No...it's...in Austria.
Woman: No, Salzburg's, like, the capital of Germany.
Me: *losing brain cells during this conversation* No. Berlin is the capital of Germany.
Woman: It's the same thing.
Me: BWAH?
Woman: Germany and Austria are the same thing.
Me: Oh. My. God.
I...I just...my brain hurts. My brain hurts from the sheer stupid. Make it stop.
Me: *comments on the hold music*
Woman: Oh, that was Mozart. *sigh* I've always wanted to go to Germany...
Me: *slightly confused now* Huh?
Woman: That's where Mozart was from.
Me: Actually, I think he was from Austria...Salzburg, I think.
Woman: Salzburg's in Germany.
Me: No...it's...in Austria.
Woman: No, Salzburg's, like, the capital of Germany.
Me: *losing brain cells during this conversation* No. Berlin is the capital of Germany.
Woman: It's the same thing.
Me: BWAH?
Woman: Germany and Austria are the same thing.
Me: Oh. My. God.
I...I just...my brain hurts. My brain hurts from the sheer stupid. Make it stop.