Oh lord, yes. Some kind of grotesque hyper teeniebopper pop sensation. And Vincent can just about manage to answer his phone (when he feels like it) but I get the feeling he wasn't exactly a tech wiz before he locked himself in a coffin in a secret room off an abandoned basement for twenty years, so he's stuck.

And everybody but Barret (because let's face it, Barret's a hell of a guy but he's got nothing but cheese between his ears) just calls Tifa now when they want to get ahold of Cloud. *snicker* Oh man, I bet it would be so easy to set him up a surprise birthday party or something.