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Eating cake mix (I'm eating cake mix!) doesn't taste the same if you're not doing it while trying to watch for you mom who'll yell at you and chase you away.

However, the left over fudge packet is delicious.

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I made brownies a few nights ago, and I really wanted some of the batter, but then I remembered that I was making them all for myself and it didn't make any sense to eat the batter. I'd only be stealing from myself.

Cookie dough is another matter altogether, though. That I'll happily eat uncooked, cookies be damned.

You have seen those prepackaged cookie dough sheets, right? Cookie dough squares that you break apart and then cook.

...I've never once actually made a real cookie out of those packets.

One time in June I really wanted cookies but I didn't want to pay for them or go get them. But then Todd wanted cookies, too, so he chipped in and we went to Wawa and got one of those dough sheets. He's a cookie enabler!!!

You need to watch out for those cookie enablers. They'll sneak up on you and...and...enable and stuff.

Those enablers make me Fat . . . ter.

You're not fat! You're huggable!

That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard of - prepackaged biscuit dough, I mean. But then, I don't go down half the aisles in the supermarket, so. :)

Cookie Dough is the sushi of the baked goods world.

OMG. Can you imagine all-you-can-eat cookie dough restaurants?

Good god. I'd get so SICK.

They'd make SOOOO much money.

For about a week. And then no one would ever go again.

Because everyone would still be sick to their stomachs.

Because their stomachs would have EXPLODED.

Todai should have an All-You-Can-Eat cookie dough night, like, once a month. I'd pay $25 for that.

And Gmail is giving me cookie dough offers. *drools* I really want a cookie now.

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