ext_31600 ([identity profile] ferox.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] indiana_j 2009-09-10 10:32 pm (UTC)

I swear, it's really not! Ditch the jacket. It's annoying. Instead, order the coveralls, and cut off the arms. Order the patches, iron/stitch them on. ABUSE COVERALLS LIKE MAD. (Coffee grounds, oil, dirt, throw them in puddles, jump on them, take a cheese grater to parts.)

Then find a bright, printed long-sleeve t-shirt (preferably in pinks!) and you're done.

SEE? EASY. The rest is just flip flops, which I'm sure you have, and two bun hair. You can go for the parasol if you really want, but it's not really needed either.

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